a girl and a guyA girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
The girl says "Slow down, please. I'm scared."
The guy replies "No, come on. This is fun."
The girl argues "No, it's not. Please. It's so scary."
The guy says "Then tell me you love me."
The girl replies "I love you. Please, slow down.
The guy continues "Now, give me a big hug."
The girl gives him a hug.
The guy then asks "Can you take my helmet off & put it on youself? Its bothering me."
The girl removes the guys helmet, and fastens it onto herself.
The next day in the newspaper, it was reported that a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two pleople were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was, that halfway down the road the guy realized the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So, instead, he had her tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...
1. You go to a party sit down and take Myspace photos.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM, MSN, Facebook, or Youtube.
4. You'd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were to busy to notice number 5.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check
if there was a number 5.
11. Now your laughing at your on stupidity.
12. Put this on your page if you fell for it. You know you did. And so did I. XD